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Take a Break from Drama to Laugh at Human Failure

Journal Entry: Thu Jun 25, 2009, 11:58 PM

Mood: Alarmed
Listening to: DING
Reading: These articles! O_O
Watching: Mankey
Playing: Sims 2
Eating: IHOP
Drinking: D-d-d-diet Pepsay!

I'm sorry about the site name, and that may make it seem like this is a hate journal...but it really isn't. I just think that people should know how far this has gone.

[link]

With all of the...depressing journals about Michael Jackson's death (he will be missed greatly), I figured that I might as well lighten everyone's day. If you're a Twilight fan who can't take a moment to look at how amazingly blown-out-of proportion everything has gotten, then please don't read the articles that I linked. However, if you want to laugh at a slice of human failure, then go right ahead!

This isn't about my opinion on the books and movie.

A taste of my favorite one:
"But of course in Algebra I went to go sharpen my pencil, and that girl who marched off was in my class. she came up behind me and tried to slit my throat with a shank! She screamed "How dare you say Twilight should be destroyed!" Now, I had to do something. So I took my pencil out of the sharpener and stabbed her in the side (thank god i had already sharpened my pencil or she wouldn't have felt the stab). She lost concentration for a second or two, so she could look at the pencil sticking out of her. Without such a strong grasp, i was able to break free." ~[link]

I am not posting this journal to provoke anyone in any way. I'm sorry if it offends you.

Some offenses include:
-sexual harrassment (man grabs woman's chest and tells her that she's just jealous of Bella)
-broken arm
-broken toes
-attempt at throat-slitting (the one I took a bit of for the example)
-shoved down stairs
-choked
-drowned in toilet (a fifth grader!)
-beat with a bat
And many, many more! Thank God no one's been killed yet! o_o

In Other News
I got my yearly exam scores today, and I got higher scores than ever before! I am incredibly happy about this. In the areas of writing, reading, and math, I scored perfect 5's out of 5's for each. I'm very, very happy about the perfect scores. =] Celebration is a dinner at IHOP with friends, and a trip to...MARYLAND! x3 And possibly New York City. Needless to say, I am happy.

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=Mcroverlord Jun 26, 2009, 1:21:51 AM

Congrats on the scores. I'ma bout to read those.
Man, some crazy people bout Twilight GEEZ

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=GorillazLover Jun 26, 2009, 1:47:31 AM

Mmmmhm. Stephanie should be ashamed. >_<

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=Mcroverlord Jun 26, 2009, 1:50:49 AM

WHAT are you being serious?
You don't think those people are crazy if
they do all that crazy stuff over some books?

Or were you just being sarcastic? It's hard to tell.
D:

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~STFUkara Jun 26, 2009, 2:07:03 AM

Congrats on perfect scores!!

You should *cough* take me to *cough* New York *cough* with you. *coughcoughcough*

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~furuerukodou Jun 26, 2009, 3:24:59 AM

Congrats on the scores

That's some epic human failure XD

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~alaskanchick Jun 26, 2009, 7:18:30 AM

HOLY HELL!!! What's wronge with these poeple?!

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=DarkMage83 Jun 26, 2009, 9:10:07 AM

Thank you for the link.

Crazy people are crazy.

Congrats on your trip!

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~Skitzo-Disco Jun 26, 2009, 10:34:19 AM

Oh yeah I've been to that site before I nearly got jumped in hot topic the other day.

They sell Edward glitter powder and I go 'Good god Vampires should not sparkle. Fuck I hate twilight'
and then I noticed to girls in edward shirts and I was like >> LET'S GO TO SPENCERS -runs out-

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~Trustthapo Jun 26, 2009, 10:46:40 AM

Yay! I got some OK FCAT scores; I can't remember them now. lol
If I can remember, I think the Writing was my best score, math being last.

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~frontiermadness Jun 26, 2009, 3:49:17 PM

I got all 5's too! *high FIVE*

""Edward and Bella don't love each other. Teenagers don't experience love--"
"Edward's not a teenager!"
"--and pedophiles only experience sexual pull."
I'm trolling hard. I've got a big grin on my face, and she's getting steadily more pissed.
"Edward's not a pedophile!"
"He was turned into a vampire during the whole spanish influenza epidemic around 1918. That means he's been alive for over a hundred years."
"But he looks like a teenager!"
"Would you do it with your grandpa if he looked seventeen?"
"I--"
"No, probably not. Keep your creepy ass sparkly wish-fulfilling--umph." I say umph because she kicked me full on in the nards." [link]

Ow x__x

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